Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 12:16:39 GMT 10
Three traveling salesmen break down in front of a fruit farm and ask to spend the night.
The farmer says, “Yes, but you may not speak to my daughter, or you will face the consequences.”
The three men agree.
Of course, none of them can resist talking with the gregarious daughter, and the farmer is incensed. He forces the three men to go out to the fields and pick 10 pieces of fruit they like.
The first guy comes back with grapes.
The farmer holds his shotgun on him and says, “OK, start shoving them up your nose.” The man does it.
The second guy comes back with cherries, and the farmer tell him to do the same thing, whereupon the second man bursts out laughing.
The farmer says, “What’s so funny?”
Between giggles, the second guy says, “Well, George’ll be back in a minute. See, he’s picking watermelons.”
The farmer says, “Yes, but you may not speak to my daughter, or you will face the consequences.”
The three men agree.
Of course, none of them can resist talking with the gregarious daughter, and the farmer is incensed. He forces the three men to go out to the fields and pick 10 pieces of fruit they like.
The first guy comes back with grapes.
The farmer holds his shotgun on him and says, “OK, start shoving them up your nose.” The man does it.
The second guy comes back with cherries, and the farmer tell him to do the same thing, whereupon the second man bursts out laughing.
The farmer says, “What’s so funny?”
Between giggles, the second guy says, “Well, George’ll be back in a minute. See, he’s picking watermelons.”